My chum Mitzi von Schnapps was beside herself. It seems the poor dear faces indictment for some creative accounting, and has until Wednesday to turn herself in.
“What am I going to wear?” she wailed. It seems she can expect press coverage for her million dollar oopsie, so I understand her concern.
“Something blue,” I suggested, “that’s a trustworthy color.”
“I should look humble, yet dignified,” she mused.
“A plain blue suit with a pearl brooch,” I said.
“I’ve got it! Overalls and a mink!” Mitzi cried.
“Perfect,” I responded. “Set up a case for insanity.”
Speaking of crimes and misdemeanors, the celebs caught in this week’s red-carpet stakeout deserved citations for their fashion infractions.
Let me wave down this Cop Car, and I’ll file my report:
COP CAR
1 oz. Creme de Myrtille blueberry liqueur
1 oz. raspberry rum
Layer the rum over the blueberry liqueur in a shot glass.
— drinknation.com
https://www.bostonherald.com/2019/11/03/fashion-felonies-flagged-on-red-carpet/
2019-11-03 04:45:32Z
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